灸亣镸荖‧舞 [Jiu Da Zhang Lao Wu] | 盟主 [Meng Zhu] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
powerisyours) wrote2012-06-16 05:23 pm
powerisyours) wrote2012-06-16 05:23 pm
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Character: Jiu Da Zhang Lao Wu (Jiu Wu)
Series: The X-Family
Character Age: 17
Canon: Set in a universe where 12 dimensions exist side-by-side, The X-Family takes place in one such dimension - the Iron Dimension. The Iron Dimension holds two types of people: magical and non-magical, and is surprisingly normal for a place where the fourth wall is kicked down brick-by-brick, the citizens' main worry is whether or not the script writer will write them out of the show and guitar-shredding is a perfectly acceptable form of offensive attack. However, despite the seemingly peaceful surface, trouble is brewing between the forces of good and evil - and the only one who has a chance at restoring peace is the "Savior of Dimensions". The X-Family follows a young man, Xia Tian, on his journey from being a normal non-magic-using high schooler to the universe's strongest magic user. In order to attain this power and defeat the evil forces, he needs the help of his friends, family, and the series' strangely young version of the Minister of Magic.
As the ruler of the Iron Dimension's magical society, Jiu Wu is extremely hard-working and takes his role of protecting the dimension and its magical inhabitants very seriously. Despite the heavy responsibilities he bears, he still manages to get into plenty of silly teenage mischief and is generally quite friendly. He loves to tell terrible jokes to "lighten" the mood and regularly gives his stomach a fantastic workout by eating foods most people would classify as toxic waste. As per the requirements of his position, he is extremely magically gifted - from simple things such as telepathic communication, to shapeshifting, to having the ability to safely travel between dimensions via the Dimensional Door. However, his power is a double-edged sword, as using it too often or for too long leaves him physically exhausted to the point of collapse.
Notes: As the essential boss man of the Iron Dimension, Jiu Wu is referred to by 99.8% of the cast by his title, Meng Zhu, rather than his given name. In addition, the characters make frequent use of VTR's (Video Taped Recordings) to explain certain situations, or to rewind/fast forward to information they need.
Sample Post: This doesn't look like the right dimension. Did the Dimensional Door break? Should I have made a left at the last dimension? When in doubt, check the subtitles out. Let's see, "Camp Dimension: the dimension where Marcy likes to get in touch with you." Not the most accurate of subtitles, but it'll do for now. Maybe I should rewind the scene to look for any other subtitles that might have popped up while I wasn't paying attention. Ah, here we go. "Camp for Un-Fucking Dimensional Doors". I guess that answers that question. So... how am I going to get home? My stand-in doesn't have the power to maintain the balance of the dimension for more than a few a days. But this place doesn't seem nearly as ruined as some of the other dimensions I've been to, so maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to find a way out of here soon.
It's not like I was planning on staying for long to begin with. I guess I can give the others a call to say I'm doing an educational survey on the effects of rifts on Dimensional Doors. That sounds really official, and significantly less useless than "Hi the Dimensional Door broke send help please". ...All right, my phone isn't working. And this place seems to block telepathic communication with weird porn ads. I feel insulted, somehow. Ah, well, when their benevolent leader doesn't show up for dinner, they'll send someone after me. Maybe. Though, I'm getting pretty hungry, and I certainly can't do anything about my situation if I sit around complaining about it.
I wonder if the VTR can tell me where I can find some dinner? Or I guess I can trust the toucan and follow my nose. Well, if all else fails, there are plenty of woodland critters to eat. The squirrels look pretty tasty and the ducks can cook themselves! Hahaha. The VTR isn't telling me anything I actually want to know, so I guess exploring for myself wouldn't hurt . . . if this damn goat would stop trying to eat my pants. I'll eat you before I let you eat me, Mr. C. Hircus. I'm Jiu Da Zhang Lao Wu, Meng Zhu of the Iron Dimension, and I won't be taken down so easily. I'm the boss. That's right, keep walking or you'll become my snack. Kids these days have no respect. Though now that I think about it, Cold Noodle Toucan Beak Goat Testicle Squid Ink Congee sounds fantastic. Time to make like one of these ducks and get quackin'.
Or that's what I would say if I knew where I was going. But I'm pretty sure I can smell something similar to the stuff this lady back home makes. Smells like . . . tomato soup with gorilla brains, squirrel gallbladder, parsley and a hint of --some sort of liver? I'm always up for trying new things! Mmmm. Well, whatever it is, I'll find it, because it smells absolutely divine and I'm way too wiped out from the trip here to wait. Seems like it's coming from somewhere behind that clump of trees, so if I just follow this path past the guy gnawing on his own leg, I should be able to find it. Yet clearly me doing that is a signal for him to come over here and-- hey, there, what's with that hungry look in your eyes? Tsk, tsk, do you think I can't see your friends rounding up behind you? I really shouldn't be doing this before I've eaten, but if it's what I need to do, energy be damned. Let's see you try to catch something you can't reach. Changing into a squirrel will do, don't you think? See you~
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Series: The X-Family
Character Age: 17
Canon: Set in a universe where 12 dimensions exist side-by-side, The X-Family takes place in one such dimension - the Iron Dimension. The Iron Dimension holds two types of people: magical and non-magical, and is surprisingly normal for a place where the fourth wall is kicked down brick-by-brick, the citizens' main worry is whether or not the script writer will write them out of the show and guitar-shredding is a perfectly acceptable form of offensive attack. However, despite the seemingly peaceful surface, trouble is brewing between the forces of good and evil - and the only one who has a chance at restoring peace is the "Savior of Dimensions". The X-Family follows a young man, Xia Tian, on his journey from being a normal non-magic-using high schooler to the universe's strongest magic user. In order to attain this power and defeat the evil forces, he needs the help of his friends, family, and the series' strangely young version of the Minister of Magic.
As the ruler of the Iron Dimension's magical society, Jiu Wu is extremely hard-working and takes his role of protecting the dimension and its magical inhabitants very seriously. Despite the heavy responsibilities he bears, he still manages to get into plenty of silly teenage mischief and is generally quite friendly. He loves to tell terrible jokes to "lighten" the mood and regularly gives his stomach a fantastic workout by eating foods most people would classify as toxic waste. As per the requirements of his position, he is extremely magically gifted - from simple things such as telepathic communication, to shapeshifting, to having the ability to safely travel between dimensions via the Dimensional Door. However, his power is a double-edged sword, as using it too often or for too long leaves him physically exhausted to the point of collapse.
Notes: As the essential boss man of the Iron Dimension, Jiu Wu is referred to by 99.8% of the cast by his title, Meng Zhu, rather than his given name. In addition, the characters make frequent use of VTR's (Video Taped Recordings) to explain certain situations, or to rewind/fast forward to information they need.
Sample Post: This doesn't look like the right dimension. Did the Dimensional Door break? Should I have made a left at the last dimension? When in doubt, check the subtitles out. Let's see, "Camp Dimension: the dimension where Marcy likes to get in touch with you." Not the most accurate of subtitles, but it'll do for now. Maybe I should rewind the scene to look for any other subtitles that might have popped up while I wasn't paying attention. Ah, here we go. "Camp for Un-Fucking Dimensional Doors". I guess that answers that question. So... how am I going to get home? My stand-in doesn't have the power to maintain the balance of the dimension for more than a few a days. But this place doesn't seem nearly as ruined as some of the other dimensions I've been to, so maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to find a way out of here soon.
It's not like I was planning on staying for long to begin with. I guess I can give the others a call to say I'm doing an educational survey on the effects of rifts on Dimensional Doors. That sounds really official, and significantly less useless than "Hi the Dimensional Door broke send help please". ...All right, my phone isn't working. And this place seems to block telepathic communication with weird porn ads. I feel insulted, somehow. Ah, well, when their benevolent leader doesn't show up for dinner, they'll send someone after me. Maybe. Though, I'm getting pretty hungry, and I certainly can't do anything about my situation if I sit around complaining about it.
I wonder if the VTR can tell me where I can find some dinner? Or I guess I can trust the toucan and follow my nose. Well, if all else fails, there are plenty of woodland critters to eat. The squirrels look pretty tasty and the ducks can cook themselves! Hahaha. The VTR isn't telling me anything I actually want to know, so I guess exploring for myself wouldn't hurt . . . if this damn goat would stop trying to eat my pants. I'll eat you before I let you eat me, Mr. C. Hircus. I'm Jiu Da Zhang Lao Wu, Meng Zhu of the Iron Dimension, and I won't be taken down so easily. I'm the boss. That's right, keep walking or you'll become my snack. Kids these days have no respect. Though now that I think about it, Cold Noodle Toucan Beak Goat Testicle Squid Ink Congee sounds fantastic. Time to make like one of these ducks and get quackin'.
Or that's what I would say if I knew where I was going. But I'm pretty sure I can smell something similar to the stuff this lady back home makes. Smells like . . . tomato soup with gorilla brains, squirrel gallbladder, parsley and a hint of --some sort of liver? I'm always up for trying new things! Mmmm. Well, whatever it is, I'll find it, because it smells absolutely divine and I'm way too wiped out from the trip here to wait. Seems like it's coming from somewhere behind that clump of trees, so if I just follow this path past the guy gnawing on his own leg, I should be able to find it. Yet clearly me doing that is a signal for him to come over here and-- hey, there, what's with that hungry look in your eyes? Tsk, tsk, do you think I can't see your friends rounding up behind you? I really shouldn't be doing this before I've eaten, but if it's what I need to do, energy be damned. Let's see you try to catch something you can't reach. Changing into a squirrel will do, don't you think? See you~
+ voting went here. ( 98.1%: 51/1 )