IT R UR BIRFDAY

[powerisyours]

[ the lab is clean, the table's set, the dogs are securely out of the way, and the candle on a small cake sitting on the counter's lit. all that's missing is the birthday girl, and this dude's watching the door like a hawk, drumming his fingers on the tabletop impatiently

because cake

and also birthday!!! ]

Comments

[powerisyours]

Alright, alright. I promise to get you the biggest cup of coffee you can handle over vacation.

[ridestherider]

Deal.

[powerisyours]

Or if they unban it. Whichever comes first.

[ridestherider]

They should unban it regardless! This crosses the line into cruel and unusual, you know.

[powerisyours]

Think of it as a way to detox and cleanse your body.

[ridestherider]

And why would I need to do that?

[powerisyours]

It's healthy?

[ridestherider]

I have better abs than you do, I am healthy.

[powerisyours]

[ this is a boy reaching over to tug her shirt up over her stomach with one hand and yanking his own up with the other ]

Huh. You're right.

[ridestherider]

[asdfjhg]

Jiu Wu.

[powerisyours]

[ completely innocent!! ]

Yes?

[ridestherider]

Don't just lift people's clothes up like that.

But yes, I am right.

[powerisyours]

You're you. Normal rules don't apply.

[ dropping her shirt and prodding at his own stomach ]

Mine are still solid, though. It's just different definition.

[ridestherider]

I could probably whip you into shape if I wanted.

[powerisyours]

Well, you're already familiar with what I look like without the baby fat.

[ridestherider]

[... turning a little pink.]

Well, all the more reason then!

[powerisyours]

[ running a hand through his hair ]

I'm still better looking. He does that weird curly thing with his hair. It looks like a comb on a rooster.

[ridestherider]

Says the one with ear-tails.

[powerisyours]

The eartails add to the charm. His just looks like plumage.

[ridestherider]

You both have your high points.

[powerisyours]

My face is cuter, too.

[ridestherider]

[Thoughtfully.] Maybe.

[powerisyours]

His is--well.

[ a moment and his appearance is changing a bit--a little less fat here, a little more muscle there

and he's poking at his cheekbones ]

He has these.

[ridestherider]

He does, among other things.

[powerisyours]

[ tugging up his shirt again

look, Shan Shan, no babyfat! solid tummy with definite muscles ]

Those, too.