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[ hello, girls' 4; you have a visitor bearing gifts and knocking on the door ]

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Chao, don't call him that.

[ finally coming back ]

But his head looks like a chicken!

Be that as it may, I'm going to have to agree with Huang Zhong on this one.

How do you know my whole name?

He said your whole name before too, Zhong. And mine!

[ wait ]

How did you know?

The Five Tiger Generals, correct? Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, and Ma Chao.

Are you stalking us?

[ STARING ]

[ no but I have read that book

raising an eyebrow ]

I am Xiu's boss, and your Sun Shang Xiang is currently living in my dimension. It's only natural I would hear about you at some point.

Still.

[ wary ]

Are you a mindreader or something?

Trust me, you'd know if I were in your head. I'm quite well aware of most, if not all of what happened during his time with you.

That's creepy.

Super creepy.

Should a general be left unaware of the actions of his troops? Should he not expect a full report upon completion of a mission?

We're not your troops.

We're not!

You're not. Xiu is. Leader of the Iron Imperial Army's front line unit, Dong Cheng Wei. My army.

That doesn't mean we answer to you. We followed big brother because we wanted to. Just because you're Meng Zhu of his dimension doesn't mean you have any jurisdiction over us.

[ he just looks confused ]

Please, explain where I ever said that I expected anything of the sort, or that I had any desire to do so?

You've been keeping an eye on us and it's weird. I can understand if you wanted to keep an eye on big brother, but we don't have anything to do with you.

It is pretty weird . . .

Incorrect. I never kept tabs on you, only him. What I know is limited to what I have heard from him, and the few times I visited your dimension myself to investigate the problems.

. . .