IT R UR BIRFDAY

[powerisyours]

[ the lab is clean, the table's set, the dogs are securely out of the way, and the candle on a small cake sitting on the counter's lit. all that's missing is the birthday girl, and this dude's watching the door like a hawk, drumming his fingers on the tabletop impatiently

because cake

and also birthday!!! ]

Comments

[powerisyours]

[ because your face is a mess and icing is tasty ]

How much of a head start do I get?

[ridestherider]

[Wiping away most of the cake and icing, and then getting up.]

None.

[powerisyours]

[ Jumping out of his chair and bounding to the other side of the room, arms crossed out in front of him in an X shape ]

No thumbs.

[ridestherider]

[Taking off after you, and having none of that arms business.]

No yi neng!

[powerisyours]

[ skirting back around the table ]

Well, some of it I can't control. It comes naturally.

[ridestherider]

[Kicking off her heels so she has better traction and moving around the other side of the table.]

You know what I mean.

[powerisyours]

[ this is a fun game and he's dabbing up some more of the icing on a finger and quickly dotting her on the forehead with it, then scooting away again ]

[ridestherider]

[You're gonna think it's real funny when I just go over the table so I can get close enough to jump on your back.]

[powerisyours]

[ That just means I'm gonna grab hold of your arms and do some dragging and flop down backwards onto the couch ]

[ridestherider]

[Squeaking and wrapping her legs around his waist so he can't escape.]

[powerisyours]

[ But what if I rolled over onto the floor ]

[ridestherider]

[I'd probably knock my knees pretty hard and end up biting down on your shoulder in retaliation.]

[powerisyours]

[ Yelps and twists, hands clamping around her wrists and tugging ]

[ridestherider]

[Laughing and squirming to try to turn things so she can pin him.]

[powerisyours]

[ clamping her arms against his chest and attempting to roll onto his back with an overly gleeful laugh ]

[ridestherider]

[Trying to pull herself free so she doesn't get stuck.]

I'm gonna end up biting you again!

[powerisyours]

[ twisting around to all but bellyflop over her torso, letting himself basically become dead weight ]

Of the two of us, who do you think can bite harder?

[ridestherider]

[That gets a little "oof."]

Well you're certainly the heavier one, regardless!

[powerisyours]

[ squirming around to flatten himself against her and snapping his teeth playfully ]

Well, I am a growing boy, after all.

[ridestherider]

I have tact on my side, though.

[powerisyours]

And how's tact going to get you out of this one?

[ridestherider]

[I dunno, you don't bite me when I kiss you, let's try that.]

[powerisyours]

[ touche

there won't be much fighting to get away from that, though ]

[ridestherider]

[It provides me with the proper mechanics to lull you into a sense of false security.

... so I can pull back some and bite not-too-hard at your collar, since that's about where I'm at anyway.]

[powerisyours]

[ and what we have here is a quick jerk of his head, an almost instantaneous shifting of his weight and one ladyrider who is now very much pinned to the floor with his hands around her wrists and an expression on his face that's some mix of dazed, puzzled, and intent ]